Humor: Hot Teacher Gets More out of Facebook than Costly Online Dating Site

Mr X, the teacher recently featured around the world from his Facebook profile, may have unknowingly found a solution to the international issue of teacher shortages.

“Since my profile made newspapers around the world, the requests for Facebook ‘friends’ has been coming in non-stop,” the teacher says. “In the past, I did get a few friend requests from girls, but now things have really heated up. And some of the girls are hot!”

While Mr X acknowledges that some people might see his profile as going too far, he maintains the view that most people would realize his target audience was young adults he usually dates, not the type of young adults he teaches in his classes. “I wrote on my profile suck the teachers’s lollipop. Everyone knows that teachers don’t give lollipops to their students. If I was a sick, deviant person I would have a profile that said suck the teaher’s chalk, or suck on my 12 inch wood (ruler). But I didn’t. So that’s OK.”

Initially the school board had some reservations about Mr X’s graphic Facebook profile. “Some of our parents thought it was inappropriate and removed their children from the school,” stated Ms Armadale Rice, President of the school board. “But then something happened that really showed us the error of our ways. About a week after the Mr X’s profile was in the news, we had a lot of interest for new enrollments, particularly from single mothers aged between 20-35.”

Rice has found other added benefits. “We usually only got parents at the school when something went wrong, and even then it was hard to get them to come. Now there are parents hanging around Mr X’s classroom all of the time, asking if they can help out in any way. Sport classes are the most popular – he always get a few parents sitting on the sidelines while he is running around or swimming with his class.”

The Minister of Education, who usually remains silent on issues such as these, has fully endorsed the teacher’s actions. “We need to acknowledge that these people have a real life, outside of school. Heck, a male role model that is half naked, drunk, lewd and an exhibitionist is better than what most of these kids have now.”

Local universities have also reported a surge in inquiries from female school-leavers wanting to become a teacher. Dean James O’Connor from Grand-Hill University says the interest is positive, although he warns that enrollments based on fads may lead to high drop out rates down the track. “Unless the Education Department maintains the current level of half naked teachers in the media, we run a real risk of losing our intake of pre-service teachers to other fads, like super modeling, pop singing or garden make-overs.”

But not everyone is happy with the media attention. Jimmy Norton, a high school student who had always dreamed of becoming a teacher, is now having second thoughts. “I’ve always had weight issues, and just don’t know if I’d be comfortable with my school seeing me without a shirt.” He added “I’m already behind the eight-ball anyway. I only have about 50 friends on Facebook, what’s that going to look like to my students? Boy, teaching is getting tough.”

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